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Subject: Santa's Reindeer consume asbestos in Harf. Co, Schools then CROAK!
From: Borked Pseudo Mailed
Date: 12/24/2006 6:10:01 PM
Santa's Reindeer consume asbestos in Harf. Co, Schools then CROAK!
Santa and his reindeer stopped off for a rest on there long
journey in a Harford County Public School Building, Maryland. Apparently,
Santa did not bring enough food, and the reindeer stated eating the
readily available asbestos chunks strewn throughout the building. When
Santa awakened from his nap, he was agast seeing that all of his reindeer
croaked from eating chunks of asbestos!
Based on the above circumstances, Christmas has been cancelled in Harford
County! Santa is on his way back to the North Pole on foot with a sleigh
full of the evidence to send to DC!
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