Santas Reindeer eat asbestos and die Harf. Co. School? I heard that Santa and his reindeer stopped off for a rest on there long journey in a Harford County Public School Building. Apparently, Santa did not bring enough food, and the reindeer stated eating the readily available asbestos chunks strewn throughout the building. When Santa awakened from his nap, he was agast seeing that all of his reindeer croaked from eating chunks of asbestos! Based on the above circumstances, Christmas has been cancelled! Santa is on his way back to the North Pole on foot with a sleigh full of the evidence!

On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 00:05:58 -0700 (MST), Borked Pseudo Mailed <nobody@pseudo.borked.net> wrote: >Santas Reindeer eat asbestos and die Harf. Co. School? > >I heard that Santa and his reindeer stopped off for a rest on there long >journey in a Harford County Public School Building. Apparently, Santa >did not bring enough food, and the reindeer stated eating the readily >available asbestos chunks strewn throughout the building. When Santa >awakened from his nap, he was agast seeing that all of his reindeer >croaked from eating chunks of asbestos! > >Based on the above circumstances, Christmas has been cancelled! Santa is >on his way back to the North Pole on foot with a sleigh full of the >evidence! They weren't reindeer, you dumbass, but rather the white-tail deer that have been terrorizing Maryland. They have already caused two fatal traffic accidents as well as numerous non-fatal accidents. One has transmitted rabies this year, and another one invaded an old woman's house right thru a sliding glass door and did considerable damage before she was somehow able to drive him out. Two years ago, one lived under my deck and refused to leave, even when I fired a shotgun blast in the air. To get him to leave, I dropped a 10-pound barbell plate over the side and it nailed him in the neck. About three yrs. ago, another one charged my window, cracking it. I hope all the white-tail in Maryland go to Harford county and feed on the asbestos to their heart's content. In fact, more asbestos should be shipped in to ensure complete extermination.