funny stuff :) "Starfish" <Starfish@somewhere.com> wrote in message news:9dm9r2955p4ccdraj9m8gcm2p46lc1e2hj@4ax.com... > > Subject: The Year's Best Headlines > > Doesn't anyone proof read anymore ??? > > > THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2006: > > Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says > [No, really?] > > Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers > [ That'll stop 'em.] > > Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? > [Not if I wipe thoroughly!] > > Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over > [What a guy!!] > > Miners Refuse to Work after Death > [No-good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos!] > > Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant > [See if that works any better than a fair trial!] > > War Dims Hope for Peace > [I can see where it might have that effect!] > > If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile > [You think?] > > Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures > [Who would have thought!] > > Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide > [They may be on ! to somet hing!] > > Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges! > [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?] > > Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge > [He probably IS the battery charge!] > > New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group > [Weren't they fat enough?!] > > Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft > [That's what he gets for eating those beans!] > > Kids Make Nutritious Snacks > [Taste like chicken?] > > Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half > [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!] > > Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors > [Boy, are they tall!] > > And the winner is.... > > Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead > --- > > > O][ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ][O > "You can fool some of the people all the time, > and those are the ones > you want to concentrate on". > http://en.thinkexist.com/quotes/george_w._bush/ > > O][ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ][O > George W. Bush quotes