What can I do to stop Liberal Megamurder? 1. Go to ANSWER and other Anti-War protests as a participant. Dress up as a terrorist and carry poster with pic of Osama Bin Laden, Ahmadninejad, Saddam, Muqtada Al Sadr, Assad, Ho Chi Minh, and Kim Jong Il on one side, and picture of women being stoned and beaten or dissidents being shot on the other, with the word "SUCCESS!" superimposed. Score extra "Progressive" PC points for making the "CC"'s in the words into Hammers and Sickles 2. Dress little kids, preferrably girls in burkas, up as suicide bombers to join you. Failing that, use babies in strollers wired up in mock C4 fashion, or even employ midgets for the purpose. Life is worthless to these people if it isn't their own, so they won't care. 3. Also print posters hailing the success the anti-war movement had in Vietnam, with statistics of Ho Chi Minh's and Pol Pot's megamurders after the US left on the other, superimposed on a picture of any one of the many pits full of skulls. 4. The poster is the weapon of the proletariat pinhead. Sloganning is all important, AND YOU MUST MAKE SURE YOU ARE WELL POSITIONED IN FRONT OF THE CAMERAS! Some of the best slogans are: - DEATH TO THE INFIDEL - ENSLAVE FREEDOM NOW - BOMB ALL WOMEN AND CHILDREN FOR PEACE - RETURN THE FREEDOM OF RAPE AND TORTURE - BOMB YOUR LOCAL HOSPITAL - CLASS WARFARE - DROP A GRENADE IN YOUR SCHOOL CLASS TODAY Black ski masks and putting the sign of your choice on an RPG bazooka tube aren't only nice touches... they are mandatory. Any other suggestions? -- __________________________________________________________________ ____________ ______ ____ / ___/ _ / |/ / _ )/ __ \ /___ / // / / _ / /_/ / |____/_--_/_/|_/_/____/\____/ Producer & Stocker of the Beer Fridge --------------------------------------------------------------------- Saskatchewan Surf Association Keeper of the forbidden vowel, "z"

sam booka X2 <My.em@il.is.the.kitchen> tapped the mic and said news:Xns991D5ADB0B47AAlbertaClipper@199.185.223.78: > What can I do to stop Liberal Megamurder? > > 1. Go to ANSWER and other Anti-War protests as a participant. Dress up > as a terrorist and carry poster with pic of Osama Bin Laden, > Ahmadninejad, Saddam, Muqtada Al Sadr, Assad, Ho Chi Minh, and Kim Jong > Il on one side, and picture of women being stoned and beaten or > dissidents being shot on the other, with the word "SUCCESS!" > superimposed. Score extra "Progressive" PC points for making the "CC"'s > in the words into Hammers and Sickles > > 2. Dress little kids, preferrably girls in burkas, up as suicide bombers > to join you. Failing that, use babies in strollers wired up in mock C4 > fashion, or even employ midgets for the purpose. Life is worthless to > these people if it isn't their own, so they won't care. > > 3. Also print posters hailing the success the anti-war movement had in > Vietnam, with statistics of Ho Chi Minh's and Pol Pot's megamurders > after the US left on the other, superimposed on a picture of any one of > the many pits full of skulls. > > 4. The poster is the weapon of the proletariat pinhead. Sloganning is > all important, AND YOU MUST MAKE SURE YOU ARE WELL POSITIONED IN FRONT > OF THE CAMERAS! Some of the best slogans are: > > - DEATH TO THE INFIDEL > - ENSLAVE FREEDOM NOW > - BOMB ALL WOMEN AND CHILDREN FOR PEACE > - RETURN THE FREEDOM OF RAPE AND TORTURE > - BOMB YOUR LOCAL HOSPITAL > - CLASS WARFARE - DROP A GRENADE IN YOUR SCHOOL CLASS TODAY > > Black ski masks and putting the sign of your choice on an RPG bazooka > tube aren't only nice touches... they are mandatory. > > Any other suggestions? Picket sign: "BOMB A CROWDED MARKET FOR PEACE" "WIPE OUT THE JEWS!" "STOP HAMAS DISCRIMINATION NOW!" -- __________________________________________________________________ ____________ ______ ____ / ___/ _ / |/ / _ )/ __ \ /___ / // / / _ / /_/ / |____/_--_/_/|_/_/____/\____/ Producer & Stocker of the Beer Fridge --------------------------------------------------------------------- Saskatchewan Surf Association Keeper of the forbidden vowel, "z"